Well, I humbly beg your Jewish pardon
guess I was born in a veggie garden;
There are times I surely wish
I wasn't a player in a Petri dish
I'm not happy in a group
that slums around in a smelly soup.
I could try being cultured too
but it probably would end in my Waterloo.
How about the lowly White?
Sounds a bit like goodbye, goodnight!
How about the Shamrock Isle?
Are we permitted to stay a while?
The claim of Jewish gentlefolk
the highest, most cultured, la-di-dah?
Hoompah!, Hoompah!, cha-cha-cha?
Here comes Jewish Shangri-lah?
seems to me a bit outspoke
not to mention a conceited joke.
